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The Pixel Potion Cafe is built from the ruins of the crew's old ship, The Ferret's Business.  Now, completely remodeled into a luxurious tavern and cafe manned by Captain Kushwhiskers and his "entourage" of crew mates. 

Crew Roster

Everyone comes to the Pixel Potion Cafe for a reason.  Each character below represents a different style of use.  Click a character below for a complete biography, or click the button to see the related products.

Captain Kushwhiskers

Choose the Kushwhiskers brand for quality recreational THC that is federally legal, solvent free, and grown and manufactured in the USA.  These products tend to be similar to what you would find in local shops, just much higher quality.

Dr. Marigold "Goldie" Tropica

Choose Marigold Tropicana for health & wellness that won't disorient you or get you high.  Goldie's products are a natural way to reduce pain and stress while maintaining an active lifestyle.  Goldie may help with pain management and promoting better sleep.

Brom "Calmstorm" Linal (coming soon)

Like Marigold Tropicana's products, choose Calmstorm brand for his own unique spin on health & wellness with a focus on being calm and mellow without the disorientation and psychoactive effects of THC.  Calmstorm's products are engineered for calm, stability, and control.

Brom's products are coming soon!

Lysander "Whisperbones" Skelelight

Whiserbones is Starflame's apprentice and he has a few tricks of his sleeve.  He's all about being fun and unusual!  Check out his gummies!  They are mellow delta-8 with a mellowor price tag.  He'll be playing bigger parts soon, so stay tuned to what this guy has up his sleeve!

Drakonus "Starflame" Fructarum

If you see this guy, watch out!  He's the most powerful wizard around.  If you see his name, it's strong!  If you are not a regular THC user with a THC tolerance, just stay far away from this guy!  Starflame's gummies start at 125mg a piece, plus a terpene blend to send you to the moon!  More insanity coming soon!